Your hair color says a lot about your personal style or your gene bank, depending upon who you are. Here are the pros and cons of your color, weather you were born or bottled that way.
Blonde:
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| "Shot Blue Marilyn" 1964. Andy Warhol |
Pros of being a blonde:
1. gentlemen prefer you.
2. you can dye your hair crazy colors that one commonly sees on a Troll doll with common household items like cool aid, and food coloring.
3. Almost everyone in Hollywood is blonde, so if you wanted to gatecrash the Oscars, all you needed was a borrowed Pucci dress (Oh, and an invitation)
Cons of being a blonde:
1. people assume that they are more intelligent than you. This is not true, since we all know that you can easily spit off the first 500 digits of pi.
2. if you swim in a pool to much, you get green hair. you might like this, though.
3. you have the same hair color as Brad Pitt.
Famous blondes:
- Ginger Rodgers
- Brigitte Bardot
- Princess Diana
Red Head:
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| "The Accolade" by Edmund Blair Leighton |
Pros of being a read head:
1. in ancient Polynesian culture, red hair has traditionally been seen as a sign of descent from high ranking ancestors and a mark of rulership.
2. your hair is considered unique, and almost every woman dyes her hair red at some point, since they think that it makes them look different and slightly dangerous.
3. it is really easy to pretend to be Irish.
Cons of being a read head:
1. "gingers have souls!"
2. "gingers have souls!"
3. "gingers have souls!"
Famous read heads:
- Lucille Ball
- Mary Magdalene
- Queen Elizabeth I
Brunette:
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| Portrait of Mary, Queen of Scots after Francois Clouet |
Pros of being a brunette:
1. There are a million different shades of brown, and you can insist that on your passport your hair color is "mahogany" or "auburn" or "sandy brown".
2. your hair color is ideal for hiding in a swamp or forest.
3. you can change your color from one brown to another and it looks natural.
Cons of being a brunette;
1. almost everyone has brown hair
2. if you are lost in a swamp or forest, it is harder for the search party to find you.
3. if you wear to much brown you look like a potato.
Famous brunettes:
- Audrey Hepburn
- Katherine Hepburn
- Mary Queen of Scots
Black hair:
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| "Ozma of Oz" by W. W. Denslow |
1. you give off a mysterious vibe.
2. if you accidentally get food coloring in your hair no one can see it.
3. how may light haired fortune tellers do you know? (Lucille Ball in that episode where they hold a seance for the dog does not count)
Cons of having black hair:
1. almost every single female Disney villian has black hair. google it.
2. if you accidentally put on to much eyeliner, everyone assumes that you are goth.
3. it is a long, long, process to bleach your hair and/or dye it a different color.
Famous ebony haired people:
1. Wallis Simpson
2. Ella Fitzgerald
3. Betty Boop
