how to distract a sleepy person (libby)

nice color (Kat)

Your hair color says a lot about your personal style or your gene bank, depending upon who you are. Here are the pros and cons of your color, weather you were born or bottled that way.

Blonde:

 "Shot Blue Marilyn" 1964. Andy Warhol

Your always hear about "iconic blondes", but what does that really mean? I have no idea.

Pros of being a blonde:
1. gentlemen prefer you.
2. you can dye your hair crazy colors that one commonly sees on a Troll doll with common household items like cool aid, and food coloring.
3. Almost everyone in Hollywood is blonde, so if you wanted to gatecrash the Oscars, all you needed was a borrowed Pucci dress (Oh, and an invitation)

Cons of being a blonde:
1. people assume that they are more intelligent than you. This is not true, since we all know that you can easily spit off the first 500 digits of pi.
2. if you swim in a pool to much, you get green hair. you might like this, though.
3. you have the same hair color as Brad Pitt.

Famous blondes:
- Ginger Rodgers
- Brigitte Bardot
- Princess Diana




Red Head:

"The Accolade" by Edmund Blair Leighton

Pros of being a read head:
1. in ancient Polynesian culture, red hair has traditionally been seen as a sign of descent from high ranking ancestors and a mark of rulership.
2. your hair is considered unique, and almost every woman dyes her hair red at some point, since they think that it makes them look different and slightly dangerous.
3. it is really easy to pretend to be Irish.


Cons of being a read head:
1. "gingers have souls!"
2. "gingers have souls!"
3. "gingers have souls!"


Famous read heads:
- Lucille Ball
- Mary Magdalene
- Queen Elizabeth I






Brunette:

Portrait of Mary, Queen of Scots after Francois Clouet

Pros of being a brunette:
1. There are a million different shades of brown, and you can insist that on your passport your hair color is "mahogany" or "auburn" or "sandy brown".
2. your hair color is ideal for hiding in a swamp or forest.
3. you can change your color from one brown to another and it looks natural.


Cons of being a brunette;
1. almost everyone has brown hair
2. if you are lost in a swamp or forest, it is harder for the search party to find you.
3. if you wear to much brown you look like a potato.


Famous brunettes:
- Audrey Hepburn
- Katherine Hepburn
- Mary Queen of Scots






Black hair:

"Ozma of Oz" by W. W. Denslow

Pros of having black hair:
1. you give off a mysterious vibe.
2. if you accidentally get food coloring in your hair no one can see it.
3. how may light haired fortune tellers do you know? (Lucille Ball in that episode where they hold a seance for the dog does not count)


Cons of having black hair:
1. almost every single female Disney villian has black hair. google it.
2. if you accidentally put on to much eyeliner, everyone assumes that you are goth.
3. it is a long, long, process to bleach your hair and/or dye it a different color.


Famous ebony haired people:
1. Wallis Simpson
2. Ella Fitzgerald
3. Betty Boop

Era Inspiration: the 20s (libby)

don't try this at home

greta garbo. i want her hat.

if you don't know who this is, i feel extremely sad for you. this, dear, is charlie chaplin. go out and watch some silent films.



an ancient movie poster. jane is thinking, "isn't he dreamy?"
 i am thinking, "i'm sure those monkeys  have better things they could be doing."

Pow Biff Bam

Fine, we will admit it. we are superheroes. But we are not the only ones (dun dun dunnn...)

Flaming Super-shoes at Prada spring 2012

MAC Wonder Woman inspired makeup

Anna Wintour, we all know that she has X-ray vision

Name: Super-Obvious Wonder Girl
Super Power: Subtlety
Notes: Can leap small buildings in a single bound.

Name: Wasp Woman
Super Power: Annoying buzzing and living in a nice Colonial
Notes: can fly a WWII plane

mustachioed (libby)